Pranks - Paul

So, my best friend's father, Paul, has lived in Springfield since he was a child. He was one of those guys who lived out life in the worst and best possible ways, and he made it his personal goal to just experience everything.

When he was in high school, he and his best friend went to a college party. They chose to engage in a scavenger hunt that would involve a list of things they had to get if they wanted to win a big prize (which, most of the time it was a keg of beer). Among the several things on the list, one of them was an American flag - and they had to retrieve one off a pole. The only one they knew about - and was the closest - was at a McDonalds down the road.

They drove there, and it was around late hours, when dinner crowds were dying down and the light was all about gone. Usually McDonalds restaurants have clear, broad glass windows - so the endeavor wouldn't be easy. So, his best friend suggested that he would distract the people in the restaurant and Paul would get the flag off the pole.

His best friend ran over to the nearest window while Paul worked on the flag, and before it was even halfway down, he could hear people yelling. When he turned around, his best friend's pants were around his ankles and he was mooning half the restaurant.

They didn't win the prize, but they managed to get away with the flag.